Fact and Fun
fact! - "The Worlds oldest dog was an Australian cattle-dog named Bluey who lived to the age of 29 years and 5 months!"
fun! - WHAT IS A DOG?
- dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- they can hear a packet of food opening half a mile away, but do not hear you when you are in the same room.
- they can look dumb and lovable, all at the same time.
- they growl when they are not happy.
- when you want to play, they want to play.
- when you want to be alone, they want to play.
- they leave their toys everywhere.
- they do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
- they go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
- conclusion: they are tiny men in little fur coats.
Courtesy of Tracey


